I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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