he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Congratulations! We have a period
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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