Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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