My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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