hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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