we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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