I don't remember. Are we still dating?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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