at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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