The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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