The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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