WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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