Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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