you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
