The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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