pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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