I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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