Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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