one two three fourrrrnication!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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