how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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