they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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