I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
