walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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