Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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