O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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