I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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