STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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