She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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