areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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