We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
