it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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