How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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