sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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