At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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