Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I don't deserve a penis
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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