On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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