What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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