OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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