Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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