Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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