I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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