just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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