wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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