i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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