Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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