can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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