he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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