TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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