i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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