It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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