will power is for people who don't want to get laid
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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