he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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