the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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