it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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