Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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